o rly?
(ATTN: I would like everyone to understand something- most of
the contents of this page were created when I was a teenager. I
can't condone the person I was at this time, and yet, I
can't bring myself to remove these things, either. I find
nostalgic amusement in internet permanence, and feel that it
would be a shame to remove things simply because they no longer
fit my "image". Pretty much what I am trying to say here, is that
if I am trying to get a job (or anything else, for that matter) and
you decided to Google my name, and this was the second result-
try to remember that few of us are proud of who we were as
teenagers, and that I will not judge you for what you did with
your time as one. Please extend the same curtesy. (happy face))
07/10/11
I am stanley william moore and this
website contains lots of things I've created for the purpose of
entertaining you. Yeah, I know, I'm a pretty nice guy.
But, more importantly, I am an artist. And I highly recommend you see
my website.
If you need anything, email me at william@swmoore.com (it'd be great
to get an email about something here other than my ms paint drawing)
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RANDOM COMICS/IMAGE BASED STUFF:
(Note from the future: wat? I don't see any racism on here,
but if you do, please point it out, so that I can remove it.
Seriously though, I noticed that some of these are a bit
graphic, so keep that in mind before browsing. Yes, I
understand that by internet standards it is quite tame,
and most of you have been numbed by the collective horrors
to be found here, but there are still a few innocent people
left who don't know what /b/ stands for.)
p.s. I have more comics already made, but I won't upload
(I think I only ever got around three emails about this.)
My Painting Ate Me - The Importance of Gender Specification
the life and death of a conspiracy theorist
the disturbing lives of fruits and vegetables
bored at the oval office: the president's guide
my crappy artwork: and how I made it better
LEGO AGAIN! (this is both childish and tasteless)
deadly contrails: you're dying and I'm not.
how it all started. (depicted through ms paint)
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PHOTOSHOP/MSPAINT IMAGES:
(I am so glad the people I was doing freelance graphic
design for never saw these.)
(ms paint) THE ULTIMATE MS PAINT
ultimate paint info/proof I did it
(photoshop) Koala bear attack.
(photoshop) Baseball New Orleans style.
(mspaint) Van Gogh/Starry Night
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DOTA COMICS:
(I don't know if I am more embarassed that I made these,
or that I still find them funny.)
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(this page and everything on it belongs to Stanley William Moore II (that's me)
and if you steal anything on my page, you will regret it when shortly after,
you are living on the streets, and the only thing you have to comfort you are
the folds of newspaper wrapped around your dirty decaying body)
(sigh)
KTHX! .html
I actually spent some time on these. They're awesome.
If you don't like them... You're probably just too
mentally advanced for my childish humor. You may get
the impression that I'm racist from these but I'm really
just poking fun at racial stereotypes. Don't take me too
seriously. Really, anything I say, don't take it seriously.
them until at least 10 people email me, saying they want
an update. If you want content, you'll have to work for
it. AHAHAH
I took normal photos and made them awesome with
Photoshop. Also, there are some things I made with
MS Paint. As you can see, I have insane skills.
These comics are based off of Defense of the Ancients.
It's a custom game for Warcraft III. If you've never
played it, don't bother reading these. You won't get
it. Seriously.