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1: Sorting change!
Some people like to throw the pennies on the ground when they get change for something, because they're not worth carrying around or something, but that's just dumb.
When I'm out shopping and have exact change due to a previous purchase, I'll pay with bills, so I can get even more change to sort later!
When those new dollar coins first came out, I got really excited, because I'd be able to sort dollars with my change, too. But people ended up never really using those, which made me cry. It's okay, though.
Sometimes I'll dump all my change on the floor so I can sort it again. When I want to make sorting change even more fun (yes, that's possible!) I do the following:
Add my special collection of dollar coins for more variety!
Wear ski gloves to make it even harder to pick up the coins!
Listen to 50 Cent and see if I can resist stabbing myself in the ear while sorting coins!
Tie my hands behind my back and sort the coins with my mouth after injecting novocaine into my gums!
BUT REMEMBER!! Never let coins from a different country get into the change you're sorting or you could die or something!
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2: Collecting AOL cds!
AOL cds are the best thing ever! Sometimes I see them being used as beer coasters or frisbees... I don't know why someone would do that to something that valuable. As if 500 free hours isn't good enough for them or something.
I've been collecting AOL cds for a long time. Ever since I figured out how great they were. When I first started collecting them, they only gave away 100 free hours!
It's weird how the titanium cd is actually better than the platinum cd. I guess titanium is worth more or something.
I have enough AOL cds for a free 3,700 hours!
Just thinking about all those hours I could be on AOL for free makes me happy. I'm never going to use them though, because I like the cds too much.
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3: Washing dishes!
Some people don't like washing dishes, but those people are idiots.
Everyone got mad at me when I intentionally broke the dishwasher. How stupid are they? Now we get to wash all the dishes by hand!
I always put my pieces of toast on a plate and use a fork and knife to eat it, just so I can wash the extra dishes.
Sometimes when I want dishwashing to be even more fun, I'll spit on the dishes instead of using water and use the cat as a sponge!
